Published: 28-Jul-2021
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Recently turned 28. Here are 10 life lessons I learnt that have helped me tremendously
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- When you dig your nose, the best way to complete the action is to roll the extract into a sphere, put it between your index finger and thumb, and shoot it as far as you can. The satisfaction is unbeatable.
- Wearing clothes with coffee or paint stains can help you get lower prices when bargaining with a shopkeeper.
- If you apply downward pressure while sitting, you can turn any fart into a loud fart
- Corollary to the above. Loud farts are less stinkier than silent farts
- To close the fart thread - don't ever fart during a shower. The smell bounces off the 4 walls and hits you at double speed.
- The length of your trouser/dress is inversely proportional to the fare a B'luru auto driver will charge. If you are wearing shorts, get ready to pay 3x.
- Wearing loose t-shirts is an excellent weight loss strategy.
- Always have dosa with chutney. If you have it with sambar, you will not do well in life.
- If you ever need to vent, call Airtel customer care.
- I know zilch. Go look for self-help porn somewhere else.
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