Published: 08-Aug-2022
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Recently turned 29. Here are 10 life lessons I learned that have helped me tremendously
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- Starting to dig your nose is a great way to signal the other person that you want to end the conversation
- Don't have tough conversations with parents near the shoe rack
- Cinema halls provide you the perfect opportunity to get away with farting loudly in a public place
- [For men only] - Don't be waist size 34. That size is the most common and always out of stock. 32 or 36 is just fine
- You can get away with owning half the number of pants as your shirts
- Big fat weddings are just a way for elders to legitimize sex socially
- There are only 3 things that are absolutely certain in your late 20s - Taxes, Acidity, and Parental pressure to get married
- Do not eat dal before important offline meetings
- If you are paying more than ₹50 for dosa, you suck at decision-making. Also, pack your bags and move the f*ck away from wherever you are
- I know zilch. Go look for self-help porn somewhere else.
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