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Ten life lessons at 30

Published: 26-Jul-2023
 
Turned 30 today. Thought I'd share 10 life lessons that have helped me tremendously during my time on Earth
 
  1. Burping on the host's face when asked about the party's food quality, is NOT a good way to give a food review
  1. If you are an introvert planning your finances, account for the fact that you will be paying your house help above market rates
  1. Whichever gender you are - don't make eye contact with anyone while a banana is in your mouth
  1. Eating KFC just before boarding a flight is not a good idea, especially for your co-passengers
  1. Real adulting happens when you know your PAN number by heart
  1. Figuring out one style of shirt & pants that works for you & buying 7 such pairs is a legit fashion strategy. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
  1. If you change your underwear every day, you can wear the same pants for 14 days without any problem
  1. If you rename yourself to Aaaaaaa, you will be roll number 1 everywhere
  1. Egg puff is the best snack ever made. If you disagree, please die.
  1. I know zilch. Look for self-help porn somewhere else.
 

 
 
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