Published: 26-Jul-2023
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Turned 30 today. Thought I'd share 10 life lessons that have helped me tremendously during my time on Earth
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- Burping on the host's face when asked about the party's food quality, is NOT a good way to give a food review
- If you are an introvert planning your finances, account for the fact that you will be paying your house help above market rates
- Whichever gender you are - don't make eye contact with anyone while a banana is in your mouth
- Eating KFC just before boarding a flight is not a good idea, especially for your co-passengers
- Real adulting happens when you know your PAN number by heart
- Figuring out one style of shirt & pants that works for you & buying 7 such pairs is a legit fashion strategy. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
- If you change your underwear every day, you can wear the same pants for 14 days without any problem
- If you rename yourself to Aaaaaaa, you will be roll number 1 everywhere
- Egg puff is the best snack ever made. If you disagree, please die.
- I know zilch. Look for self-help porn somewhere else.
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