Ten life lessons at 31 - Home

Published: 26-Jul-2024

Turned 31 today. Thought I'd share 10 life lessons that have helped me tremendously!

Fart smells change as per the food you eat. Dal farts are the stinkiest. You have the power to design how your farts smell. Use this gift wisely.

Lungi is a naturally air-conditioned dress. Try it. It’s good for your balls.

20s is about heart breaks. 30s is about back pains. So whoever said pain is an interval between two pleasures was lying.

As an adult male - regardless of which train berth you book - assume you will always be sleeping on the upper-most berth

Before you enter a negotiation, ask the other party who eats veg biryani. Then target those people. They are the naivest.

If you stare at someone's head long enough, they'll touch their hair to check if everything is alright.

When aged 25-35yrs, don't plan personal vacations during Dec to Feb. Most of the vacation days will go into attending weddings.

Hit the gym if you want to avoid being called Uncle in your 30s. If you are bald, forget it. You have no choice.

The best chance to an easy life is being born into wealth. The 2nd best chance is re-birth.

I know zilch. You should look for self-help porn elsewhere.